I love Tumblr.
I love people who wear condoms for socks..
its late but i just wanted to doodle sth simple for them. it got away from me…
Happy birthday Striders!
Our christmas tree is better than your christmas tree
I’M JUST BEING THE AVERAGE TEENAGE GIRL YOU KNOW DOING GIRL STUFF. OMG BOYS ARE SO CUTE I LOVE SHOES ANYWAY SEE YOU AT THE MALL
I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
I’m deleting this in 30 seconds
I bet they’re listening to Pompeii by Bastille, remembering the good old days
how can people enjoy lesbian porn when the actresses have nails like
my pussy just screamed
if the trolls won their game, this is how i think their worship as gods would be like
The Maid: prayed to for longer summers and shorter winters
The Page: prayed to for speed
The Mage: prayed to for insight of the future
The Knight: prayed to for protection
The Rogue: prayed to for matters of the heart
The Sylph: prayed to for fertility
The Seer: prayed to for knowledge
The Thief: prayed to for luck
The Heir: prayed to for strength
The Bard: prayed to for miracles
The Prince: prayed to for hope
The Witch: prayed to for health
elusive gods always depicted as children, all very different from each other, and even seen as 12 aspects of one being
like in asoiaf aha
FIRST, I PARK MY CAR.
This reminds me of those infomercials where someone does something radically wrong.
Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk
i swear i tried not to reblog this.
Nintendo Soap cartridges
I WAS PANICKING THE WHOLE TIME BEFORE I REALIZED IT WAS SOAP WHAT
I WANT TO RUB MEGA MAN ALL OVER MY NAKED BODY I’M GOING TO CRYthank god, i was getting reallyupset as i scrolled nd then i read the captions
wow this was so concerning for a moment hahaha
I GOT SO SCARED and then i said ok
i gave you my pon
but the very next day
you gave it a wei
Been waiting all year to reblog this.